bummer..on a diet
went to doctors... never seen this guy before *shrugs*.
the usual..checkup...
"...ahh. i see... a throat virus..."
..checks my stomach..
"woah...there are a lot of grumblings there."
"Yer ..i know.. i don't feel well"
a few moments later..
"what contraceptive device have you been using?"
err.. "nuffin"
"have you been having unprotected intercourse?"
WTF?? WHAT THE?? ERR.. HOW OLD DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU?? ....eWWWWwwww
that was my initial reaction but i kept a poker face and simply said "no"
his conclusion: "..you have a virus...it will pass"
my conclusion: yer.. i figured ..
This is what i'm allowed to eat and ONLY eat.. says..mr. doctor.
Apple Juice
Water
Boiled plain rice
Plain paster with salt of pepper no sauce
Jelly
Plain bread with honey NO margarine or butter
no dairy products.
...just great...what an ugly diet...





















